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graceviolet) wrote2012-05-09 09:32 pm
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Story; Julia's Reveal (Julia Simmons)
NOTE: This is supposed to make NO sense/be confusing. This was a stylistic parody for my Fiction Writing 2 class & I was parodying a story with a similar style as this.
I'm actually really proud of this...not only is this really personal (a lot of the dialogue that Julia & Quinn share actually happened between my roommate & I)...but I don't know...I just think I nailed the style & I'm shocked that I even wrote this & got all of this out of my system (writing is so therapeutic sometimes).
There were a ton of things I was going to add to this such as Julia calling herself a "bi-esbian", more drunken craziness, and a bit more Julia/Arianna-ness...but whatever. I've rewritten this story SO many times...I don't even care anymore.
Oh & sorry it's all in one paragraph...the story I was parodying did that originally.
Julia Simmons was 17 years old when she knew she was gay. It just happened. Just like that. It started at a party at her guy friends house. Her friends were all there. Melissa. Rachel. Quinn. So were her guy friends. Jeremy. Nathan. Nic. Jeremy/s parents owned the house. He hoped nothing bad would happen. There they were. In Jeremy/s house. Listening to music. Dancing like morons. Drinking alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Captain Morgan Rum. Absolute Vodka. Jameson Whiskey. Anything. Everything. Julia was starting to feel it. Feel the lightheadedness. The slurrrred speech. Everyone was drunkkk. No. They were smashed. WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPLESS PLACEEEEE! Rhianna/s voice was echoing. The whole place was trashed. Bottles on the floor. Vomit stains. Drink stains. Even blood stains. Julia hated to be on cleanup duty the next day. Julia saw Jeremy try and make a move on Melissa. He stroked her arm like she was a kitty kat. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. What/s touching me?? When Melissa saw it was Jeremy she screamed. GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!! I DONT EVEN LIKE U! Jeremy was hurt. He really liked Melissa. Rachel was sneaking alcohol. Sipping as much alcohol as she could. She was wasted. Nathan saw this and stopped her. You/re done young lady! Nathan told her. He confiscated the alcohol. Rachel raised her eyebrow. That was her evil stare. She tripped on her own two feet. FUCK U! Rachel yelled. Nathan didn/t even bat an i. Quinn and Nic were talking. On the couch. About Law and Order. Bum Bum. That was the gavel. It was part of their theme song. Quinn and Nic were smiling. Nic was the hottest man aliveee! So hottt! Like a hot day on the 4th of July. A popsicle is dripping from the humidity. Drip drip goes the popsicle. He/s hotter than 98 degrees. That/s also a boy band. Julia was very drunk. The truth was starting to come out. She danced her way to the couch. She plopped down like a log. Quinn and Nic were still on the couch. Julia smiled at them. She moved her way to Quinn. Quinn smiled. Nic took this as his cue to leave. I/ll leave you lovebirds aloneee! Nic went to the kitchen. Julia saw Melissa try to tackle him. Everyone thought Nic was hot. Julia looked back at Quinn. She put her head on Quinn/s shoulder. I love you Quinnie. Julia told Quinn. I love u 2 Quinn replied. U know I HATE that new Arianna girl. She/s not new Quinn replied. She went to elementary school with us. WHATTT?! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER!! She/s gotten hotterrr! I mean…ewww…herrr! That was a close one. Quinn seemed confused. Soooo…what do you think? Of the par-tay?! I like it. Rach looks like she/s havin fun. Julia looked at Rachel. Rachel was now following Nic. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH U NIC!!! Rachel screamed. Rachel was a horny drunk. Julia smirked. Her friends are so funny. Quinn what if u liked someone else? Someone that wasn/t your boyfriend Sam? Ummm…Idontknow. Not be datin Sam that/s for sure. Well what if you LIKED someone else? That wasn/t a boi? Julia sounded like an idiot. What do you mean? Quinn asked. When I was younger I liked Ari-annie. You mean Arianna? YES! Really!? YES! So what are you saying? Quinn asked. IDONTKNOW! IDONTKNOW WHATSWRONG WITHME!!! Julia began to cry. Tears were streaming down her face. Drip drop. Drip drop. Like rain splattering on a glass window. Quinn comforted Julia. Her arm was around her. Julia nothing is wrong with you. You/re perfect! This helped Julia. A smile tried to form on her face. Sadness took over. I/m supposed to be HAPPY! I/m supposed to be the girl that has it ALLLL! Julia/s head was on Quinn/s shoulder. Quinn was a good comforter. The best actually. Julia you do have it all. Everyone wants to be U! What if I don/t want to be me? More tears fell. Drip Drop. Drip Drop. Julia looked around her. The party was still going on. Everyone was still dancing. Drinking. Yelling. Why couldn/t she be happy? Like everybody else? Instead she was on the couch feeling miserable. Sad. Depressed. Most of all confused. Julia how long have you known about this? Quinn asked. She looked concern. Julia continued to cry. Drip Drop. Drip Drop. IDONTKNOW! I guess it just HAPPENED! Julia felt ashamed. She bullied Arianna because she loved her. Adored her. Wanted to be with her. Not because she hated her. Julia how come U didn/t say anything? Cause I didn/t want to be made fun of!!! I don/t want to be different! I want to be normal! I/M FLAWWED! Julia put her head in her hands. Quinn rubbed Julia/s arm. Jules you are PER-FECT! Everyone LOVES U! Likin girls is not a crime. Julia lifted her head. I just don/t know. Julia/s head was spinnin. Was it the alcohol or the thinking? Julia didn/t know the cause. U want some water? Julia nodded. I/ll b right backkk! Quinn hustled to the kitchen in search of water. WHAT THE FUCK, MELS!?! Melissa was found on the floor in the kitchen. The entire kitchen floor was covered in her puke. There was vomit everywhere. IDONTFEELGOOD! Melissa groaned. She looked like shit. Quinn helped clean up Melissa/s mess. During the LOUD commotion more guests arrived. Julia knew 1 of them. Blonde wavy hair. Ocean blue eyes. A smile that could warm anyone/s heart. Arianna Cromwell. Julia/s heart skipped a beat. Butterflies produced in her stomach. Julia saw the girl next to Arianna. The girl/s arm was around her. Julia knew who that was. Lily Collins. Straight A Student Extraordinaire. But what was she doing clinging to Arianna? Unless…it couldn/t be. Julia looked again. The gleam in her eyes. The glow in her skin. Arianna was in love with her. Lily. Lily Collins. That bitch! Julia uttered loudly. She knew that the rest of the night wasn/t going to end well. It was all because of Arianna. Why/d she have to be so cute? Julia thought. She chuckled. That/s a song! RACHEL! Julia yelled to Rachel. WHAT! I/m on Melissa dutyyyy! Rachel was by the bathroom. Trying to make sure Melissa was ok. QUINNIE! COME HERE! Julia wanted something. Something important. What is it, Jules? Quinn smiled her beautiful smile. Julia would have kissed her if she wasn/t so in love with Arianna. I want U 2…I want U 2... kill Lily Collins. Julia thought this. Of course she would never want Lily dead. Seriously injured maybe. Distract Lily. Julia told Quinn. I want alone time with Ari-Ari-Arianna. Distract Lily for me. Why? JUST DO IT! YOU/RE smart. SHE/S smart. Talk about smart things. Quinn did NOT think this was a good idea. But she did it anyway. For Julia. HEY! LILY! OK! Lily is distracted! Time to make my move! Julia skipped her way to Arianna. I AM SO SORRYYYY!!! Julia yelled to Arianna. I WAS SOOOO MEAN 2 U! Julia actually felt bad. For something she had done. In the past. This wasn/t like her. Julia? Arianna questioned. Is that U!? Yeah. Julia now felt sad. Arianna recognized her. Knew her as the BULLY! She will NEVER love ME! Julia thought to herself. Arianna did a bizarre thing. She smiled at Julia. SMILED! U/ve had a bit to drink haven/t U? Julia nodded. She didn/t care. She wanted more. More alcohol. And more time alone with Ari-annie. Um…Arianna. How have U been? Julia asked Arianna. She cared about Arianna. Arianna didn’t know how to respond. Um…I/ve been good. U? OKAY! Julia started getting a queasy f eeling in her stomach. Is it word vomit? Will I tell Arianna I/m gay? I…I… Julia suddenly heaved chunks of vomit everywhere. BLEAH! Nope. It was actual vomit! GROSS! Some of the vomit had gotten on Arianna. On her black flip flops. Her demin skirt. Even on her dark blue rhine-stoned T. I/M SO SORRY! Arianna took Julia/s hand. Let/s get us cleaned up. It took some struggle. Julia could barely stand up straight. They made it into the bathroom. Even the bathroom smelled like vomit. Mayb that was just them. HEY! I/M NAKED IN HERE! Julia AND Arianna glanced down. It was Melissa. She was in her bra and underwear. She started giggling. I got puke on me 2! Melissa was sprawled out on the bathroom floor. She didn’t even care. Um…that/s great Mels. Melissa was ruining her alone time with Arianna. DO U guys want to be alone? She pointed to both of the girls. They didn’t say anything. Melissa understood though. I/ll leave you guys alone. She got up from the floor. She nearly fell backwards and almost hit her head on the bathtub. I/M OKAY! She grabbed the bathroom door handle and pulled it open. HAVE FUN U 2! Melissa winked at me. Does she know I like Arianna? Julia thought. I guess she/s just drunkkk…like me. Melissa walked outside to the party. She didn’t care that she was naked. Well. In her bra and underwear. HEY EVERYBODY! I/M NAKED! The bathroom door shut behind her. MELS! WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING?! That was Rachel. She was still on Melissa duty. Arianna turned to Julia. She didn’t have a bad idea. Arianna took off her vomit stained shirt. She was now in her bra. Julia couldn’t help but stare. Her bra was neon green. Her breasts looked perfect. WHAT? ARIANNA KNOWS! Knows that I/M GAY! PLAY IT COOL! I like your boobs…I mean your bra. It/s pretty. Like you. STOP TALKING! We should change into clothes. I/ll go and find us some. Like Melissa…Arianna walked out of the bathroom with her shirt off. Julia was impressed. She really DOESN/T care about anything. 5 or so mins later Arianna was back. With oversized t-shirts. This was all they had. Julia didn’t mind. Julia realized something then. She would have to take her clothes off…in front of Arianna. She didn’t know whether the thought terrified her or made her ecstatic. She quickly pulled off her shirt and skirt. She immediately grabbed the t-shirt and pulled it over her head. Arianna did the same. Again Julia stared. She was just so perfect. In every way shape and form. Lets put you to bed. Arianna said. She grabbed Julia/s hand and helped her up off the cold hardwood floor. She lead Julia into a vacant bedroom. Julia could definitely use some shut i. Julia stumbled onto the bed and sprawled out on the full bed. Why don/t we both go to sleep? Doesn/t that sound like fun? Arianna still had no idea why she was being SO nice to her. Yeah she did. She wanted revenge. Lay on the bed with me! Julia yelled. U should get some sleep. But I don/t WANT TO SLEEP! Julia yelled. It was time to make her move. Julia wanted some action. And she was going to get it. She didn’t care that Arianna had a girlfriend. She just wanted her. Do U need anything? YES!!! Julia yelled. What do you want? Come closer. Arianna/s face was inches from Julia/s face. Julia began to laugh. I smell cherry chapstick. R U GOING TO KISS ME?! Like in the Katy Perry song? Arianna pulled away. What? I have a girlfriend! BUT…I WANT U!!!! Julia squealed. She was as giddy as a school girl. Julia jumped off the bed and stumbled to Arianna. She put her arms around her. It was like she was holding on for dear life. Her body was warm. Warm and inviting. Arianna…I LIKE YOU! No wait…I LOVE YOU! ALWAYS HAVE! ALWAYS WILL! Arianna had no idea how to react. Julia kissed Arianna on the cheek. Arianna stood there. Mouth gaping open. She was stunned. Shocked. Confused. All this time. All this fuckin time. Julia continued to kiss Arianna’s cheek. I LOVE U ANNIE! Julia yelled. Julia/s lips traveled to Arianna/s lips. I/m actually kissing Arianna! I/m actually kissing ARIANNA CROMWELL! It was like fireworks. Fireworks and rainbows. She wanted more. But her body got tired from standing. She fell on the bed. Arianna knew it was time. Time for revenge. She pulled out her iPhone. Bing Bing. What was that noise? Julia asked. Record. This was it. Julia are you gay? NO! Julia muttered. She was half asleep. She had no idea what she was saying. Arianna asked again. Do U like girls? YES! So you do? YES! There it was. The truth. She said it. Arianna had it all on video. Julia/s confession. This will ruin her. Arianna thought. Bing Bing. Julia looked up at Arianna. R U RECORDING ME??!
I'm actually really proud of this...not only is this really personal (a lot of the dialogue that Julia & Quinn share actually happened between my roommate & I)...but I don't know...I just think I nailed the style & I'm shocked that I even wrote this & got all of this out of my system (writing is so therapeutic sometimes).
There were a ton of things I was going to add to this such as Julia calling herself a "bi-esbian", more drunken craziness, and a bit more Julia/Arianna-ness...but whatever. I've rewritten this story SO many times...I don't even care anymore.
Oh & sorry it's all in one paragraph...the story I was parodying did that originally.
Julia Simmons was 17 years old when she knew she was gay. It just happened. Just like that. It started at a party at her guy friends house. Her friends were all there. Melissa. Rachel. Quinn. So were her guy friends. Jeremy. Nathan. Nic. Jeremy/s parents owned the house. He hoped nothing bad would happen. There they were. In Jeremy/s house. Listening to music. Dancing like morons. Drinking alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Captain Morgan Rum. Absolute Vodka. Jameson Whiskey. Anything. Everything. Julia was starting to feel it. Feel the lightheadedness. The slurrrred speech. Everyone was drunkkk. No. They were smashed. WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPLESS PLACEEEEE! Rhianna/s voice was echoing. The whole place was trashed. Bottles on the floor. Vomit stains. Drink stains. Even blood stains. Julia hated to be on cleanup duty the next day. Julia saw Jeremy try and make a move on Melissa. He stroked her arm like she was a kitty kat. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. What/s touching me?? When Melissa saw it was Jeremy she screamed. GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!! I DONT EVEN LIKE U! Jeremy was hurt. He really liked Melissa. Rachel was sneaking alcohol. Sipping as much alcohol as she could. She was wasted. Nathan saw this and stopped her. You/re done young lady! Nathan told her. He confiscated the alcohol. Rachel raised her eyebrow. That was her evil stare. She tripped on her own two feet. FUCK U! Rachel yelled. Nathan didn/t even bat an i. Quinn and Nic were talking. On the couch. About Law and Order. Bum Bum. That was the gavel. It was part of their theme song. Quinn and Nic were smiling. Nic was the hottest man aliveee! So hottt! Like a hot day on the 4th of July. A popsicle is dripping from the humidity. Drip drip goes the popsicle. He/s hotter than 98 degrees. That/s also a boy band. Julia was very drunk. The truth was starting to come out. She danced her way to the couch. She plopped down like a log. Quinn and Nic were still on the couch. Julia smiled at them. She moved her way to Quinn. Quinn smiled. Nic took this as his cue to leave. I/ll leave you lovebirds aloneee! Nic went to the kitchen. Julia saw Melissa try to tackle him. Everyone thought Nic was hot. Julia looked back at Quinn. She put her head on Quinn/s shoulder. I love you Quinnie. Julia told Quinn. I love u 2 Quinn replied. U know I HATE that new Arianna girl. She/s not new Quinn replied. She went to elementary school with us. WHATTT?! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HER!! She/s gotten hotterrr! I mean…ewww…herrr! That was a close one. Quinn seemed confused. Soooo…what do you think? Of the par-tay?! I like it. Rach looks like she/s havin fun. Julia looked at Rachel. Rachel was now following Nic. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH U NIC!!! Rachel screamed. Rachel was a horny drunk. Julia smirked. Her friends are so funny. Quinn what if u liked someone else? Someone that wasn/t your boyfriend Sam? Ummm…Idontknow. Not be datin Sam that/s for sure. Well what if you LIKED someone else? That wasn/t a boi? Julia sounded like an idiot. What do you mean? Quinn asked. When I was younger I liked Ari-annie. You mean Arianna? YES! Really!? YES! So what are you saying? Quinn asked. IDONTKNOW! IDONTKNOW WHATSWRONG WITHME!!! Julia began to cry. Tears were streaming down her face. Drip drop. Drip drop. Like rain splattering on a glass window. Quinn comforted Julia. Her arm was around her. Julia nothing is wrong with you. You/re perfect! This helped Julia. A smile tried to form on her face. Sadness took over. I/m supposed to be HAPPY! I/m supposed to be the girl that has it ALLLL! Julia/s head was on Quinn/s shoulder. Quinn was a good comforter. The best actually. Julia you do have it all. Everyone wants to be U! What if I don/t want to be me? More tears fell. Drip Drop. Drip Drop. Julia looked around her. The party was still going on. Everyone was still dancing. Drinking. Yelling. Why couldn/t she be happy? Like everybody else? Instead she was on the couch feeling miserable. Sad. Depressed. Most of all confused. Julia how long have you known about this? Quinn asked. She looked concern. Julia continued to cry. Drip Drop. Drip Drop. IDONTKNOW! I guess it just HAPPENED! Julia felt ashamed. She bullied Arianna because she loved her. Adored her. Wanted to be with her. Not because she hated her. Julia how come U didn/t say anything? Cause I didn/t want to be made fun of!!! I don/t want to be different! I want to be normal! I/M FLAWWED! Julia put her head in her hands. Quinn rubbed Julia/s arm. Jules you are PER-FECT! Everyone LOVES U! Likin girls is not a crime. Julia lifted her head. I just don/t know. Julia/s head was spinnin. Was it the alcohol or the thinking? Julia didn/t know the cause. U want some water? Julia nodded. I/ll b right backkk! Quinn hustled to the kitchen in search of water. WHAT THE FUCK, MELS!?! Melissa was found on the floor in the kitchen. The entire kitchen floor was covered in her puke. There was vomit everywhere. IDONTFEELGOOD! Melissa groaned. She looked like shit. Quinn helped clean up Melissa/s mess. During the LOUD commotion more guests arrived. Julia knew 1 of them. Blonde wavy hair. Ocean blue eyes. A smile that could warm anyone/s heart. Arianna Cromwell. Julia/s heart skipped a beat. Butterflies produced in her stomach. Julia saw the girl next to Arianna. The girl/s arm was around her. Julia knew who that was. Lily Collins. Straight A Student Extraordinaire. But what was she doing clinging to Arianna? Unless…it couldn/t be. Julia looked again. The gleam in her eyes. The glow in her skin. Arianna was in love with her. Lily. Lily Collins. That bitch! Julia uttered loudly. She knew that the rest of the night wasn/t going to end well. It was all because of Arianna. Why/d she have to be so cute? Julia thought. She chuckled. That/s a song! RACHEL! Julia yelled to Rachel. WHAT! I/m on Melissa dutyyyy! Rachel was by the bathroom. Trying to make sure Melissa was ok. QUINNIE! COME HERE! Julia wanted something. Something important. What is it, Jules? Quinn smiled her beautiful smile. Julia would have kissed her if she wasn/t so in love with Arianna. I want U 2…I want U 2... kill Lily Collins. Julia thought this. Of course she would never want Lily dead. Seriously injured maybe. Distract Lily. Julia told Quinn. I want alone time with Ari-Ari-Arianna. Distract Lily for me. Why? JUST DO IT! YOU/RE smart. SHE/S smart. Talk about smart things. Quinn did NOT think this was a good idea. But she did it anyway. For Julia. HEY! LILY! OK! Lily is distracted! Time to make my move! Julia skipped her way to Arianna. I AM SO SORRYYYY!!! Julia yelled to Arianna. I WAS SOOOO MEAN 2 U! Julia actually felt bad. For something she had done. In the past. This wasn/t like her. Julia? Arianna questioned. Is that U!? Yeah. Julia now felt sad. Arianna recognized her. Knew her as the BULLY! She will NEVER love ME! Julia thought to herself. Arianna did a bizarre thing. She smiled at Julia. SMILED! U/ve had a bit to drink haven/t U? Julia nodded. She didn/t care. She wanted more. More alcohol. And more time alone with Ari-annie. Um…Arianna. How have U been? Julia asked Arianna. She cared about Arianna. Arianna didn’t know how to respond. Um…I/ve been good. U? OKAY! Julia started getting a queasy f eeling in her stomach. Is it word vomit? Will I tell Arianna I/m gay? I…I… Julia suddenly heaved chunks of vomit everywhere. BLEAH! Nope. It was actual vomit! GROSS! Some of the vomit had gotten on Arianna. On her black flip flops. Her demin skirt. Even on her dark blue rhine-stoned T. I/M SO SORRY! Arianna took Julia/s hand. Let/s get us cleaned up. It took some struggle. Julia could barely stand up straight. They made it into the bathroom. Even the bathroom smelled like vomit. Mayb that was just them. HEY! I/M NAKED IN HERE! Julia AND Arianna glanced down. It was Melissa. She was in her bra and underwear. She started giggling. I got puke on me 2! Melissa was sprawled out on the bathroom floor. She didn’t even care. Um…that/s great Mels. Melissa was ruining her alone time with Arianna. DO U guys want to be alone? She pointed to both of the girls. They didn’t say anything. Melissa understood though. I/ll leave you guys alone. She got up from the floor. She nearly fell backwards and almost hit her head on the bathtub. I/M OKAY! She grabbed the bathroom door handle and pulled it open. HAVE FUN U 2! Melissa winked at me. Does she know I like Arianna? Julia thought. I guess she/s just drunkkk…like me. Melissa walked outside to the party. She didn’t care that she was naked. Well. In her bra and underwear. HEY EVERYBODY! I/M NAKED! The bathroom door shut behind her. MELS! WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING?! That was Rachel. She was still on Melissa duty. Arianna turned to Julia. She didn’t have a bad idea. Arianna took off her vomit stained shirt. She was now in her bra. Julia couldn’t help but stare. Her bra was neon green. Her breasts looked perfect. WHAT? ARIANNA KNOWS! Knows that I/M GAY! PLAY IT COOL! I like your boobs…I mean your bra. It/s pretty. Like you. STOP TALKING! We should change into clothes. I/ll go and find us some. Like Melissa…Arianna walked out of the bathroom with her shirt off. Julia was impressed. She really DOESN/T care about anything. 5 or so mins later Arianna was back. With oversized t-shirts. This was all they had. Julia didn’t mind. Julia realized something then. She would have to take her clothes off…in front of Arianna. She didn’t know whether the thought terrified her or made her ecstatic. She quickly pulled off her shirt and skirt. She immediately grabbed the t-shirt and pulled it over her head. Arianna did the same. Again Julia stared. She was just so perfect. In every way shape and form. Lets put you to bed. Arianna said. She grabbed Julia/s hand and helped her up off the cold hardwood floor. She lead Julia into a vacant bedroom. Julia could definitely use some shut i. Julia stumbled onto the bed and sprawled out on the full bed. Why don/t we both go to sleep? Doesn/t that sound like fun? Arianna still had no idea why she was being SO nice to her. Yeah she did. She wanted revenge. Lay on the bed with me! Julia yelled. U should get some sleep. But I don/t WANT TO SLEEP! Julia yelled. It was time to make her move. Julia wanted some action. And she was going to get it. She didn’t care that Arianna had a girlfriend. She just wanted her. Do U need anything? YES!!! Julia yelled. What do you want? Come closer. Arianna/s face was inches from Julia/s face. Julia began to laugh. I smell cherry chapstick. R U GOING TO KISS ME?! Like in the Katy Perry song? Arianna pulled away. What? I have a girlfriend! BUT…I WANT U!!!! Julia squealed. She was as giddy as a school girl. Julia jumped off the bed and stumbled to Arianna. She put her arms around her. It was like she was holding on for dear life. Her body was warm. Warm and inviting. Arianna…I LIKE YOU! No wait…I LOVE YOU! ALWAYS HAVE! ALWAYS WILL! Arianna had no idea how to react. Julia kissed Arianna on the cheek. Arianna stood there. Mouth gaping open. She was stunned. Shocked. Confused. All this time. All this fuckin time. Julia continued to kiss Arianna’s cheek. I LOVE U ANNIE! Julia yelled. Julia/s lips traveled to Arianna/s lips. I/m actually kissing Arianna! I/m actually kissing ARIANNA CROMWELL! It was like fireworks. Fireworks and rainbows. She wanted more. But her body got tired from standing. She fell on the bed. Arianna knew it was time. Time for revenge. She pulled out her iPhone. Bing Bing. What was that noise? Julia asked. Record. This was it. Julia are you gay? NO! Julia muttered. She was half asleep. She had no idea what she was saying. Arianna asked again. Do U like girls? YES! So you do? YES! There it was. The truth. She said it. Arianna had it all on video. Julia/s confession. This will ruin her. Arianna thought. Bing Bing. Julia looked up at Arianna. R U RECORDING ME??!
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What makes it even more funny is that all the funny drunken stuff ACTUALLY happened!
(Except instead of Melissa, aka one of my roomies walking out to the party...she walked out into the hallway in her bra & underwear & stumbled down the hall back to our place...I didn't see it, I was too busy talking to my other roommate, Kara, I think...but I took my roommate's word for it :D)
Oh & I tried to write this drunk & failed...I don't know HOW you do it!